“In Your Sharia Bonnet, With Eye Slits Upon It, You’ll be the Grandest Concubine of the Muhammad Day Parade”

Hat Tip Jihad Watch, regarding this story, “Binghamton, NY: ‘Islamberg’ to hold parade in honor of Muhammad’s birthday,” this Saturday, April 5, 2008, and With Deepest Apologies to Irving Berlin’s “Easter Parade” Lyrics!

In your Sharia bonnet
with eye slits upon it,
you’ll be the grandest concubine
in the Muhammad Day Parade!

I’ll be chewin’ stover,
and if they dare look you over
they’ll be the deadest fellaheen
in the Muhammad Day Parade!


On Main Street, in Binghamton,
if a photographer dares snap us,
you’ll find him in the graveyard,
not his pictures in the rotogravure.
Oh, I could write a sonnet
about your Sharia bonnet
and of the concubine I’m dragging to the Muhammad Day Parade!

< Pharoah Sanders Instrumental Break “Hum-Allah, Hum-Allah, Hum-Allah” >

Oh, I could write a sonnet
about your Sharia bonnet
and of the concubine I’m dragging
to the Muhammad Day Parade!